1 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:25,468 It's miss Jeanette, sir, she's ringing for helene. 2 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,637 How is she ringing? Gently or howl? 3 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:32,478 Insistently, sir, very insistently. 4 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:38,359 - Mr. desmereau. - Yes®? 5 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:34,939 Should I go up and tell her you let the maid go? 6 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:38,901 Yes, frank that might be... no. 7 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:42,652 I better tell her sooner or later about everything. 8 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,199 Now is a good of time as any. 9 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:46,322 It is well, sir. 10 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,699 Helene! 11 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:54,417 Helene! 12 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:56,210 Ugh. 13 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:01,511 On. 14 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:08,226 How do you like that. 15 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:18,857 Helene! 16 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:26,077 Hello! 17 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:28,322 Hello, who's this? 18 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,073 Who's this? 19 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,825 I asked first. 20 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:35,329 - Oh, Jack. - Jeanette, why aren't you here? 21 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,331 What's the matter you're not here? 22 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:40,968 Oh, if you only had half the trouble I'm having. 23 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:44,300 Everybody keeps asking, "where's Jeanette? 24 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,385 Everybody's here but Jeanette.” 25 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:47,800 They're all here. 26 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:50,970 Harry, edna... you know edna. 27 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:53,263 Charlie, darlan, all of them. 28 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:56,433 You know, Jeanette, this is the biggest night of my life. 29 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:58,568 Listen, if you'll just hang up I'll... 30 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:00,604 You know what I keep saying? 31 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,272 I keep saying, 32 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:07,824 what's the fun in inheriting 3.5 million dollars on a night like this if Jeanette isn't here. 33 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:10,789 Why aren't you here, Jeanette? 34 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,532 Oh boy, what a party. 35 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:16,002 - Helene. - Passed out cold and we took him outside 36 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:19,715 and put him in a keep our city clean. 37 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,422 Some fun, why aren't you here? 38 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:24,302 Look, you just go back to your table 39 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:28,932 and tell all the pretty girls how it feels to be rich and I'll see yah later. 40 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,227 Pop, what's the idea? 41 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:34,687 I rang for helene. 42 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:37,941 I know you did, I thought it would be best. 43 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:41,729 - Thought what would be best? - To let helene go without you knowing. 44 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,443 Helene gone? 45 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,940 What did she do to cause you... 46 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,566 Now listen, honey, you may as well know. 47 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:49,240 On. 48 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:53,741 First the driver and then the housekeeper and now helene. 49 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:56,710 Oh, I would have fired frank but helene can't cook 50 00:04:56,713 --> 00:05:00,626 and you can't cook and I can't cook and frank can. 51 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:03,087 Pop, just how broke are we? 52 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:07,220 Practically flat, not counting the silverware. 53 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,051 Oh, why didn't you tell me? 54 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:11,591 Oh, I was hoping something would happen, I didn't know what. 55 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,761 Why don't we sell the house? 56 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,977 Well, mostly because we don't own it anymore. 57 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:20,188 On. 58 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,943 Things as bad as all that? 59 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,445 Oh, we're all right as long as frank can shame the grocery man 60 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,277 out of asking for his money. 61 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,157 And what are you using to pay frank? 62 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:32,780 Nothing at the moment, he says he'd rather be here cooking than on relief. 63 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:35,123 Of course, he likes his bedroom. 64 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:37,617 Oh, I tried for a job and you'd be surprised. 65 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,915 You shouldn't be working when you have a muscle-bound daughter 66 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,914 who's never even torn a page off a calendar. 67 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:43,361 - You aren't going to work. - Oh, yes I am. 68 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:44,921 Oh, no you're not 69 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:47,073 because once they find out that you're working to feed us 70 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:48,962 they'll all crack down on me. 71 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:52,052 I'll spoil any chance I have to recover something out of my investments. 72 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,558 But you've been looking for work. 73 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:54,809 I had an alibi. 74 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:59,064 I'm an old man, retired too long, now I want to go to work just for the fun of it. 75 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:01,270 - They'll believe that. - They'll believe me too. 76 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:04,061 - Oh Jeanette. - Ms. desmereau is tired of parties 77 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:07,402 and dances and saying hello to people she doesn't like, 78 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:10,401 nibbling at caviar in the magnificent hall with her wealthy parents 79 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,993 - so she's going to work. - Now honey. 80 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:14,830 Not because we need the money. 81 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,164 Who are we to need the money. 82 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:17,828 No, I'm working for laughs. 83 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,701 But you're not born for work. 84 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,544 You're not trained for it. 85 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,630 - Where are you going? - I'm staying home. 86 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:26,090 We've got something to talk about for a change. 87 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,501 Where were you going? 88 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:30,170 Jack bristow's party. Remember? 89 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:33,681 At midnight he takes over that $3.5 million estate from his guardian. 90 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,309 $3.5 million? 91 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:39,938 Is he going to try to spend it all tonight? 92 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:44,101 Oh, we sure could use us a heap of them turnips ourselves, couldn't we, pop? 93 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:48,488 I don't know, I've developed quite a fondness for my pork and beans. 94 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,071 - Hello? - Hello, Jack? 95 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,539 No, he sent me to the phone, he's busy. 96 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:02,035 - Who are you? - Me? I'm his bodyguard. 97 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:04,754 - His what? - Bodyguard. 98 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,374 He starts fights and I finish them. 99 00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:10,381 Oh, how lovely. 100 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:14,301 Would you kindly tell the body that Ms. Jeanette desmereau called to say that... 101 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:17,514 Oh, Ms. desmereau, I've seen you a lot of times when I was with Jack. 102 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,894 Remember me, Cyrus Anderson? 103 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,601 No, I'm sorry I don't. 104 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,753 Well, you remember that long party at the bishops when Jack hit the Butler 105 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,538 and the Butler hit Jack and I had to hit the Butler and three waiters? 106 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:33,488 White pants and at a lawn party. 107 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:37,238 Oh, that's very unusual but I don't remember you. 108 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:40,035 Wait, but did you by any chance have an ice cream spot on your tie? 109 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:42,438 - Say are you trying to... - I'm trying to tell you to tell Jack 110 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:46,705 that I'm very sorry, I can't come to his party and if you would be so kind as... 111 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:50,755 Certainly I would be so kind. You can't come and you're sorry, fair enough. 112 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:01,499 - Would you like to look into the future? - No thanks, things are tough enough. 113 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:04,310 Then he jumped out the window. 114 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,645 - Jeanette desmereau... - Was that Jeanette on the phone? 115 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,231 She won't be here. 116 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:12,272 No? Why not? 117 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,566 How do I know? She can't come and she's sorry. 118 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:18,069 Hey, watch your tone, you're working for me, remember that. 119 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:21,744 I'm working for your guardian and shut up. 120 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:25,335 - Hey, I am sorry. - Oh, that's all right. 121 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:29,331 What do you mean it's all right? I'm sorry about Jeanette. 122 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,583 I'm going to marry her someday. 123 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,217 Why? 124 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,800 Oh, because sometimes when you meet a girl 125 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,827 you know right away she's the girl you're going to marry. 126 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,968 - Why? - Well, because you feel it. 127 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,182 Marrying her is the best thing you can do. 128 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,892 Why? 129 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,602 Well, you take certain other girls. 130 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,482 Why? 131 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:51,148 Hey, what is this "why, why, why?" 132 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:54,155 Who do you think you are anyway? 133 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,992 That goes for you too, nosey. 134 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:04,617 - Nosey? - Yeah, nosey. 135 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,496 Hey, there's a bad man after me, bodyguard. 136 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,085 You do the cutest things. 137 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:14,584 Whoal 138 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:17,003 thanks. 139 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,639 Hey, I don't want to go home! 140 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:23,597 - Oh! - I don't want to go home! 141 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:37,528 Look, in three minutes it will be midnight. See? 142 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,488 You know what's gonna happen in three minutes? 143 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:42,488 Yeah, you'll be too rich to shave your own chin. 144 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,740 - But do you know what else? - Sure. 145 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,662 You're gonna fire me. 146 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:50,036 - Oh, how did you know? - It's simple. 147 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,663 I was hired by your guardian in the first place 148 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:54,381 and I know that you know what I think of you. 149 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,588 What are you going to do after I fire you? 150 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,503 Don't you worry, I'll manage. 151 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,922 Maybe on a newspaper again? 152 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,260 Maybe. 153 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,346 Maybe back on the road gang, huh? 154 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,135 How do I know? 155 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:07,679 You know what I hope? 156 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:11,691 I hope you starve to death. 157 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:16,105 I'd rather do that than guide your tender body. 158 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,738 Hey. 159 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:22,702 Why are we stopping at your place first? 160 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,161 You're supposed to take me home. 161 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,577 You can take yourself home, it's midnight and I'm fired. 162 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,540 Oh, I meant to tell you, now that you're fired... 163 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,035 You tell me nothing. 164 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,537 Now that we're winding things up I've been thinking about how for two years 165 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,819 I've been your bodyguard, fighting all your fights for you. 166 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:38,427 - At a darn good salary. - Yup, but I'm not getting paid anymore. 167 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,804 - Now put up your Dukes. - Huh? Why? 168 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,340 I'm going to slug you. 169 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:46,430 All my life until two years ago, I started my own battles and I finish them 170 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,721 because I like to fight and now for two years I've been holding myself back 171 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,210 watching you make a horses neck of yourself 172 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,600 until I had to step in and hit the wrong guy. 173 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,897 Now this time I'm going to hit the right guy. 174 00:10:55,947 --> 00:11:00,407 Put 'em up. 175 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:03,948 - Now cy, listen... - Hey, what's the idea of hitting your own friend? 176 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:07,914 Friend my eye, you're looking at a guy who just inherited $3.5 million, he didn't earn. 177 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,499 Oh, I know him. 178 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,835 Jack bristow. 179 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:16,957 The kid that's always having somebody hustle our cab drivers. 180 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,821 Right, now do me a favor and forget you ever saw this. 181 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,551 Wait, I'll do you a favor. 182 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:23,964 There ain't a cab driver in town that wouldn't chip in a buck to bury this boy. 183 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,508 On. 184 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,680 Say, that was pretty. 185 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,725 Yeah. 186 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:37,393 I still haven't hit the right guy. 187 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:40,484 Give him a couple of dollars. 188 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:48,579 So long, ma. 189 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,448 Keep supper hot. 190 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,913 You better get yourself another cab. 191 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:59,667 Oh look, cy, I was only kidding about firing you, honest. 192 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,752 No I'm through, now go on home and let me alone. 193 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,341 But I don't want to go home, I don't like to be by myself. 194 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,632 It's my birthday and you broke up my party and I'm lonesome. 195 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,596 I've got 12 bedrooms at my house. 196 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,887 - What's the matter with 12 bedrooms? - They're empty. 197 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:14,556 All right, go fill them, beat it. 198 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:18,522 Well, how about I stay here tonight, I won't bother anybody, honest. 199 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:22,689 Oh, all right, junior. 200 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,983 Yippee! 201 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,201 Come on. 202 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,821 I'm in. 203 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,814 Boy, this is swell, cy. 204 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,566 Ah! 205 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:25,005 - What are you doing on my bed? - I'm going to sleep here. 206 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,670 - Yeah”? How about me? - Well, I'm your guest 207 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:31,888 so I figured you'd sleep in the divan. 208 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,316 Thanks. 209 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:09,555 Say, cy, if you could do anything you wanted to, anything, what would it be? 210 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:13,558 I'd pass a law forcing you to eat that $3.5 million, why? 211 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:17,187 No, I mean on the level. 212 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:20,439 What work would you rather do than anything else? 213 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,975 I don't know. 214 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:25,646 When I was on newspapers I thought a lot about editing a magazine. 215 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:30,738 - Magazine? - Yes, magazine. 216 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:34,909 What's the matter with running a magazine? 217 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,623 Nothing I guess. 218 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,209 What kind of a one? 219 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,249 For men. 220 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,840 Men who earn their money the hard way. 221 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:50,921 Oh, I suppose that's a crack at me. 222 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:54,090 You asked me and I told you. 223 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:01,723 What would you call the magazine? 224 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:04,233 I don't know. 225 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:07,145 Maybe I'd call it the man. 226 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,658 That's a silly name. 227 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,122 Oh, be quiet. 228 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:22,460 Almost as silly as the idea of you running it. 229 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,078 I can write. 230 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,627 You'd still look silly. 231 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:31,340 Your firsts are too big. 232 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:37,806 I wouldn't be surprised if one of these days you got a surprise. 233 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,266 About what? 234 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,272 Oh, nothing. 235 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,228 Hm? 236 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,002 - Ouch! - What's the matter? 237 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,498 Nothing. 238 00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,966 How do you do, is Mr. bristow in? 239 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:04,061 Uh, are you a friend or are you a writer? 240 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:09,226 - A friend. - Okay, uh, he's in his office. 241 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:12,816 - Won't you sit down. - Uh, thanks. 242 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,904 Come in. 243 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,997 Hello. 244 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,083 Jeanette, how did you ever find this place? 245 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,952 I had to. 246 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:32,082 Oh, say, you're putting it on aren't you. 247 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,125 What do you mean had to? 248 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,544 - I'm looking for work. - Work? 249 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:40,886 - Oh, you're kidding. - I'm not kidding, I want to work. 250 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:44,848 Well, I don't blame you, it is fun. 251 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,855 From where you sit how do I look? 252 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,686 Do I look like a magazine publisher? 253 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,726 No. 254 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:55,192 Well, I will, first, I've got to find out how a publisher looks. 255 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,027 How about the job? 256 00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:01,445 I'll tell you what, you can marry me and have half the magazine. 257 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,992 I'm telling you I want a job. 258 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,161 - Are you on a square about this? - Yes. 259 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,911 As a matter of fact, we need someone like you around here. 260 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,254 Yes, indeed. 261 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,465 Of course I promised cy I'd let him do the hiring. 262 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,547 You know, organization, routine. 263 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,928 You don't know cy, do you? 264 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:23,888 - No. - He's the editor, he... 265 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,267 What do you want? 266 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:28,020 Uh, you pressed my button. 267 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:31,182 Yeah? Who's button is that? 268 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:34,602 - That's Mr. durkin's button. - Who's button is this? 269 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,771 That's Mr. egley"s button and next... 270 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,406 Next is your button. 271 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:42,152 Uh, yes, ma'am. 272 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,028 Well then one of these has to be Anderson's button. 273 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,201 Uh, yes, sir. 274 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,329 I suppose I pressed your button? 275 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,707 Yes, sir. 276 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,672 All right, go get Anderson. Tell him I can't find his button. 277 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:02,009 Never mind. 278 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,923 - Hey, cy. - What? 279 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,467 Come in here a minute, will you? 280 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,307 Something always happens when I try to look important. 281 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:12,099 I think you're prettier without your buttons. 282 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,645 Cy, this is Ms. Jeanette desmereau, cy Anderson. 283 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:20,030 Oh sure, we've talked on the phone the night of the party. 284 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,067 - You? - Yup, I've been promoted. 285 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:25,946 I thought you ought to meet here because she's going to work for us. 286 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,288 - How nice. - Yeah, you'll take care of her of course. 287 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,032 Show her the ropes. 288 00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:32,035 We might even make her assistant editor. 289 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:36,460 - Assistant editor? - Oh, no Jack that's darn sweet of you. 290 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,753 What does an assistant editor do? 291 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:42,796 Yes, what does she do? 292 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,679 Well, how should I know, you're the editor. 293 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:48,388 You'll forgive me I hope but I don't remember saying I wanted an assistant. 294 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,268 You'll take her and like her. 295 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,646 - Yeah? - Yeah. 296 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,648 As long as I'm doing the financing around here. 297 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,900 Look, Jack, maybe I better... 298 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,652 No, you don't you stay here. 299 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,939 All right. 300 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,401 What experience have you had? 301 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,275 - I was editor of my school paper. - Marvelous. 302 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,151 - Have you written anything since then? - Why? 303 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:08,905 - I see, can you read proof? - What? 304 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,247 Congratulations. 305 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:13,368 What types of stories and articles do you think should appeal most to men? 306 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,960 Don't you answer him. 307 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:18,627 Listen, smart guy, this girl comes from one of the finest families in the country. 308 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:20,382 Of course, you wouldn't know about that. 309 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:21,988 And she went to one of the finest schools in the country 310 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:24,074 and she edited one of the finest school papers in the country 311 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,993 but this magazine doesn't have to be a play thing for girls with too much money. 312 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,508 - Oh, so now I'm rich. - Well, aren't you? 313 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,223 Well, what if I am? 314 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:34,389 Has a law been passed saying I can't have a little fun holding down a job? 315 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:39,186 Besides, I'd like to earn enough money to put my father through college. 316 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,150 There you are, you asked for it. 317 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,985 Put her on salary starting tomorrow. 318 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,649 - Thirty dollars a week. - Thirty bucks? 319 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,277 - How about $35? - Make it an even $40. 320 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,289 Just a hunk of whipped cream from the gold coast. 321 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:56,002 For fifteen bucks we could at least have hired a girl who could spell cat. 322 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:59,918 Okay, Ms. desmereau, please have your driver drop you off at nine in the morning. 323 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,916 - On your head. - Nine tomorrow. 324 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,585 - Yes, my lady. - Thanks for the job, Jack. 325 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:08,381 Oh, Mr. Anderson, I promise that starting tomorrow at nine 326 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:12,268 I'll work as hard as I'm able, do everything I'm told to earn my salary. 327 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,349 - Mhm. - But it isn't tomorrow yet 328 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,917 and I guess this is the only chance I'll have to tell you 329 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:19,809 that I think you're a mean, stupid, illiterate, overgrown horse face, 330 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,602 mule eared idiot. 331 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,550 You can't run a magazine because you can't think 332 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:26,111 and you can't think because you're too busy trying to be tough 333 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,616 and even if you could think it wouldn't do you any good 334 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:32,614 because you'd only be thinking you're twice as tough as you really are. 335 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,742 I'll see you tomorrow at nine. 336 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:50,010 Tomorrow at nine. 337 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:17,165 Good morning. 338 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,555 I was just wondering. 339 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,181 About what? 340 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:37,766 About the time. 341 00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:39,976 On! 342 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,107 Oh, I'll never make it! 343 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:45,610 No honey, this is wrong, all wrong, let's call the whole thing off. 344 00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:47,692 And grow our own beans? 345 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,981 Well, what about breakfast? 346 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:51,741 Breakfast, it's lunch I'm worrying about now! 347 00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,743 Poor kid. 348 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,721 Hm. 349 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,815 Poor kid. 350 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:43,789 Express elevator, 14th floor, first stop. 351 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:48,340 Good morning, boss. 352 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:50,922 Morning. 353 00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:53,257 14th floor, first stop, watch your step. 354 00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:57,596 What your step, please. 355 00:23:57,645 --> 00:24:02,105 Can you tell me the time please? 356 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:04,640 - 8:57. - 8:57. 357 00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:06,684 That's three minutes before nine, isn't it. 358 00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:10,195 - Thank you. - 14th floor. 359 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:21,498 - Here I am. - Floor please. 360 00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:25,040 - Six, sixteen. - Six, sixteen. 361 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:27,789 Sixteenth floor. 362 00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:52,563 Come in, Ms. desmereau. 363 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,712 Well? 364 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,298 - Well, what? - You told me to come in. 365 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:19,636 Oh, so I did, I was thinking about you last night. 366 00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:23,018 Wondering about a job worthy of your particular talents. 367 00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:24,803 Lady, I've found it. 368 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:28,270 As you know, ours is the down to earth magazine for the down to earth man. 369 00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:31,185 Mr. brown, for instance, Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith. 370 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,524 Uh, take those names down. 371 00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:36,657 Brown, Jones and Smith. 372 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:39,572 - Have you got them? - Yes. 373 00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:42,572 Your first job then, Ms. Desmereau, is to take uh, 374 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:46,667 take this phonebook and count all the browns, Jones' and smiths. 375 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:48,626 Is that clear? 376 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:51,497 I don't think that's a very bright job for an assistant editor. 377 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,419 In fact, I think it's a frame up. 378 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:57,007 Oh no, because after you finish those I have a little surprise for you. 379 00:25:57,056 --> 00:26:02,676 You're going to count the cohens and the goldbergs too. 380 00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:04,764 Happy? 381 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,896 - Where do I sit? - Outside at the little desk in the corner. 382 00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:13,526 The one with all the dust on it. 383 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,508 I'll go get some more dust if it will make you happier. 384 00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:16,738 Oh no, don't bother. 385 00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:20,368 Just don't try to add those names by columns because you have to eliminate all the women. 386 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,531 Take them one at a time. 387 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,367 - Oh, Ms. desmereau? - Yes? 388 00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:27,241 It's nine o'clock and I'm your boss now, remember? 389 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:32,670 Do you speak French, Mr. Anderson? 390 00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:34,539 No, why? 391 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,759 What does that mean? 392 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:44,471 It means, I love you. 393 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:57,739 431, 432, 433, 434, 435. 394 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:10,001 436, 437, 430... 395 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:30,354 - Mr. Anderson. - Well? 396 00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:33,253 There's some things to be discussed about this business of copying names. 397 00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:35,063 Now here's a firm named Jones and Jones, 398 00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:36,840 it's fairly certain they belong to the same family. 399 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:38,354 Shall I count them as one Jones? 400 00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:41,774 I don't care how you count them, just count them, that's all. 401 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:49,623 - Oh, Mr. Anderson. - Well? 402 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,454 Now about this firm of Jones and Jones again, 403 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:54,703 they much have home phones too, how am I to know which home Jones 404 00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:56,626 is the same Jones in business? 405 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:57,964 How do I know? 406 00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,296 All you have to do is keep busy and let me alone. 407 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,031 - But you see, there's two... - Can't you see I'm working? 408 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:04,387 Will you please go? 409 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:22,731 Here, measure these articles and tell me how many column inches these ones run. 410 00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:24,449 - Uh, yes sir. - And hurry it up. 411 00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:26,660 Yes, sir. 412 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:30,956 No. 413 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:33,746 I think we're going to have a little trouble with the smiths. 414 00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:37,667 I'm the editor of this magazine and I can't do a thing 415 00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:39,084 so long as you keep bothering me. 416 00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:40,548 Oh, that's a shame. 417 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:44,591 But here I am, taking an advanced peek into the smiths and what do I find? 418 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,926 A company named Smith and Jones. 419 00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:49,245 Now I'm sure I must've counted that Jones when I was back in the Jones' 420 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,134 but how am I to know if I counted this Smith? 421 00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:53,554 I can't leave them both out and I can't leave them both in. 422 00:28:53,607 --> 00:28:54,876 Now what do you think I ought to do? 423 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,920 Look, what do you say, let's forget the whole thing. 424 00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:58,421 Let's forget I ever thought about it. 425 00:28:58,445 --> 00:28:59,810 I've got to work. 426 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:02,900 What do you think I'm doing? Playing tag? 427 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:04,486 You told me to count these names 428 00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:06,820 and I'm going to finish them whether you like it or not. 429 00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:09,786 And I'm going to keep coming to you whenever I run into trouble, like this. 430 00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:11,326 Now here's a Frances Smith. 431 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:13,198 F,.r, a, n, c, e, s. 432 00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:16,293 Sometimes when it's a man he spells is c, I, s, but sometimes he doesn't. 433 00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:19,038 And even when he's a girl, sometimes she spells it that way too. 434 00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,880 And it's the same with c, e, s. 435 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,545 She can be a man or a women. 436 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,334 Now you said we don't want women. 437 00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:26,299 So when I was back in the browns and Jones' 438 00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:30,387 I took every other Frances and decided she was a girl, is that the smart thing to do? 439 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:32,801 I said, is that the smart thing to do? 440 00:29:32,854 --> 00:29:34,040 Have you measured those galleys yet? 441 00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:35,270 - No, sir. - Why not? 442 00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:38,022 I'm counting the goldbergs. 443 00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:40,684 - I give up. - Yes, sir. 444 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:48,863 - Good morning. - What do you want? 445 00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:52,112 - What are you yelling at me for? - I'm not yelling at anybody. 446 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,161 What are you trying to do? Write? 447 00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:02,209 If you ask me, looks like you're pretty ignorant. 448 00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:03,753 Is there anything you want? 449 00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:05,613 Yeah, I want to tell you, I moved into your apartment. 450 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,719 You what? Why? 451 00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:10,050 Well, I told you, it's lonely in that big house. 452 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,245 Besides, our magazine is supposed to be the working man's friend 453 00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:14,760 so I figured I'd live in the dump. 454 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:17,387 Dump, thanks. 455 00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:19,919 Well, how about some breakfast before we start our working day, huh? 456 00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:21,308 Breakfast, do you know it's seven? 457 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:23,773 All right, why argue, lunch? 458 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,029 Yeah, maybe I better get out of here. 459 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:28,281 This place is enough to drive anybody nuts. 460 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:31,448 - Good morning. - Mhm. 461 00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,537 How about a little lunch? 462 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:36,577 - I'll be right with you. - Fine. 463 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:43,293 Come on, cy. 464 00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:59,141 Beans on the lunch, coffee later. 465 00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,022 - Same. - Beans? 466 00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:02,228 Yes, beans. 467 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:05,298 You're supposed to be a working girl why don't you find out how a bean tastes. 468 00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:06,562 No thanks. 469 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:07,900 Pardon me. 470 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:10,656 Waiter, will you bring us a copy of the special menu for millionaires. 471 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:12,196 Huh? 472 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,614 Never mind, garcon. 473 00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:15,908 I'll go slumming on an order of breasted pheasant. 474 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:18,999 With shirred canary eggs dipped in diamond dust. 475 00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:20,538 Why we haven't got that, miss. 476 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:23,412 I've never even heard of it. 477 00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:26,005 - Give me roast beef on rye. - Sure, coffee? 478 00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:27,294 Coffee. 479 00:31:27,344 --> 00:31:31,053 Because you probably haven't got what us millionaires usually drink. 480 00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:32,383 Hey, what's that? 481 00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:36,926 It's made of old magazine editors boiled in their own crust. 482 00:31:40,941 --> 00:31:44,934 A couple of us don't seem to get along. 483 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:47,398 Say, what'd you do all morning? 484 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:50,189 I counted names in the telephone book. 485 00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:53,951 The browns, the Jones', the smiths, the cohens and the goldbergs. 486 00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:56,741 - What? - Yes, I counted them. 487 00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,113 Did you tell her to do that? 488 00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,456 Yes, why. 489 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,620 That's what I want to know, why. 490 00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:02,959 All right, I'll tell you. 491 00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:05,705 I started a magazine on the level, I was ambitious 492 00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:07,671 and the first thing I knew, I had an assistant editor thrown at me 493 00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:10,042 who couldn't earn a nickel doing honest work. 494 00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:11,572 She doesn't have to earn a living but I do 495 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:13,408 and if she hangs around gumming up the works I'm walking out. 496 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:17,016 - No wait a minute... - You told me what to do and I did it, didn't 1? 497 00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:18,800 I'll do everything you ask me to 498 00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:20,845 except walk out on my job 499 00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:24,389 and the reason I'm sticking is because my dad and I are broke. 500 00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:29,233 Get that straight, I'm working because we need money to eat. 501 00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:31,192 I promised dad I wouldn't tell a soul 502 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:33,698 but it doesn't matter because you're not human. 503 00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:37,194 You're not anything. 504 00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:39,446 Serve mine over there, away from all this wind. 505 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,665 Mine too. 506 00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:55,344 I'm sorry about your dad. 507 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:57,802 Is there anything I can do? 508 00:32:57,851 --> 00:33:00,012 Yeah, forget it. 509 00:33:04,274 --> 00:33:05,889 Coffee now? 510 00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:09,150 No, let me have the check, for all three. 511 00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:19,737 Ey, thank you. 512 00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:26,664 I'm sorry, kid. 513 00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:29,538 The salt, please. 514 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:30,015 You know, I always thought you came from a fine family. 515 00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:31,266 What's the matter? 516 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:34,607 You at dinner putting ketchup on your French fried potatoes. 517 00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:36,317 I like them that way. 518 00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:37,606 Sodol. 519 00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:40,651 I like lots of things you like. 520 00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:42,277 Let's get married, huh? 521 00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:43,779 Surprise everybody. 522 00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:45,451 Surprise ourselves. 523 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:46,789 What time is it? 524 00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,533 Will you marry me? 525 00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:51,332 Oh, I told you "no" when we were eight years old. 526 00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,045 Well, think of all the fun you could have. 527 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:56,667 Owning half the magazine and firing cy. 528 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:58,756 Why don't you fire him? 529 00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:01,638 Oh, he gets mad so darned easy. 530 00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:04,345 That old bulldozer. 531 00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:06,806 I'd like to see him try to get tough with me again. 532 00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:08,891 How can he when you go around the office everyday 533 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,898 looking right past his left ear. 534 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:13,558 He deserves it though. 535 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,047 If you ever get smart enough to marry me 536 00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:16,299 and he keeps on acting like that 537 00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:19,531 I'll hit him over the head with a pole and run. 538 00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:21,157 Where is he now? 539 00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:22,947 Home. 540 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,490 Let's go there and annoy him, shall we? 541 00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:25,737 Just for fun. 542 00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:27,990 - Fun? - Let's make him mad. 543 00:35:28,001 --> 00:35:31,038 Let's tell a certain wise guy what we think of him. 544 00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:32,832 Say, it took you a month to put him in his place 545 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:34,545 why don't you let him alone now. 546 00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:37,416 Maybe he's working, we could turn on the radio real loud and dance. 547 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:40,256 Or practice hog calling. 548 00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:43,968 No, he almost hit me on the jaw once. 549 00:35:44,017 --> 00:35:46,303 Well, why didn't you throw a rock at him? 550 00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:48,560 Rock? At him? 551 00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:53,099 All right, I'll throw a rock at him. 552 00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:54,690 Sure. 553 00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:57,022 What can he do if a lady throws a rock at him. 554 00:35:57,072 --> 00:36:00,314 He's a gentleman. 555 00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:02,528 I hope. 556 00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:18,544 All right, wait a minute. 557 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:21,918 Hello, we'd thought we'd annoy you. 558 00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:23,927 Hello. 559 00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:27,511 Have a couple high balls. 560 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,300 There we were sitting by the beach 561 00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:32,517 thinking about nothing so naturally, we thought of you. 562 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:34,180 At first, we were going to buy a shotgun 563 00:36:34,234 --> 00:36:37,146 but then Jack thought that would be too messy. 564 00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:40,361 So all at once, we discovered this. 565 00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:43,023 - What's that for? - In case you get on my nerves. 566 00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:45,909 - I'm going to throw it at you. - Say, you two have had about eight cocktails 567 00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:49,621 - already haven't you? - Oh no, but we'll join you in a high ball. 568 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:51,706 - Hey, what happened to all the soda? - You drank it. 569 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:54,543 - 1 did not. - Well, all right, the mice drank it. 570 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:55,956 What a joint. 571 00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:57,454 I'll go around the corner and get some. 572 00:36:57,465 --> 00:36:59,797 - I'll go with you. - Well, never mind I'll be right back. 573 00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:01,257 No, I'd rather go. 574 00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:05,716 What's the matter, you're afraid to stay here? 575 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:08,097 I'll be back in five minutes. 576 00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:14,041 So you're gonna throw this at me if I get on your nerves, ey? 577 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:15,771 That's right. 578 00:37:15,817 --> 00:37:20,857 Well, I don't blame you for the kind of heel I've been. 579 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:24,443 Nice specimen, quite a bit of iron in it. 580 00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:25,886 I'd imagine if you hit a man on the head with that 581 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:28,276 it will knock him flatter than a stove lid. 582 00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:32,122 That's what I'd hoped. 583 00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:35,959 Nice little place you've got here. 584 00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:38,169 Who does your cleaning? 585 00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:43,507 You don't like me, do you? 586 00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:45,214 No. 587 00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:48,638 The first time I met you I could have bitten your ears off. 588 00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:50,799 That's not news. 589 00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:54,686 I suppose not but since then I've changed 590 00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:56,722 and you've changed. 591 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:59,687 Well, something's changed. 592 00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:02,478 Oh, you can certainly gum up a man's life. 593 00:38:10,747 --> 00:38:14,114 Has any other man ever tried to tell you he loved you? 594 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:17,788 - Yes. - Well, what did you do? 595 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,912 I laughed. 596 00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:22,130 Go ahead, laugh if you want to. 597 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,754 I can't. 598 00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:31,764 What are we going to do about it? 599 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,266 I don't know. 600 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:36,306 Oh, why did you have to bring this up anyway? 601 00:38:36,356 --> 00:38:39,689 Just how do you feel, I mean, about me? 602 00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:42,692 - What difference does it make? - Come on, tell the truth. 603 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,443 Well. 604 00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:50,359 I'd like to follow you around and call you names. 605 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:53,533 I'd like to see you slip on ice. 606 00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:55,371 I'd like to be a queen and order your head chopped off 607 00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:57,206 so you'd come crawling on your hands and knees 608 00:38:57,210 --> 00:39:00,293 begging for mercy. 609 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,750 I've even imagined how I'd laugh. 610 00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:05,999 A delicate, silvery laugh that would tear your heart out 611 00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:08,296 and put goose pimples on your back. 612 00:39:08,388 --> 00:39:11,596 That's only the first stage, I've been through all that. 613 00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:15,179 The second stage is a tough one. 614 00:39:15,228 --> 00:39:18,311 Ah, the whole thing's crazy. 615 00:39:18,314 --> 00:39:20,350 Why is it crazy? 616 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:24,234 For a lot of reasons. 617 00:39:24,279 --> 00:39:28,022 One is that right one I keep seeing myself on a white horse with a scar on my cheek 618 00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:30,907 from whipping thirty villains single-handed. 619 00:39:30,952 --> 00:39:32,658 And you're standing on the sidewalk, thrilling to the tolls 620 00:39:32,662 --> 00:39:36,905 watching me ride by, saying you'll faint if I look at you. 621 00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:39,953 Ah, but I'm not that good. 622 00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:41,917 Nobody's that good. 623 00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:49,300 You're more of a kid than I am. 624 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,886 What else do you see? 625 00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:58,267 Well, I see myself taking you in my arms 626 00:39:58,313 --> 00:40:02,932 and then you'd draw back and sway a little bit because the kiss has dazed you. 627 00:40:02,984 --> 00:40:05,100 I'm not that good either. 628 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:28,376 Oh, you daze me all right. 629 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:29,757 Aw. 630 00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:36,089 I guess I love you to death. 631 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:37,723 Doesn't it make you mad? 632 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:39,680 A little. 633 00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:43,062 I came here to throw a rock at you. 634 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:45,314 I know. 635 00:40:58,039 --> 00:41:00,405 I brought the soda. 636 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,119 Did yah? 637 00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:10,297 I thought you hated him. 638 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,963 So did I. 639 00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:15,219 I've asked you to marry me 50 times. 640 00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:17,880 At least 50 times. 641 00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,765 You knew that. 642 00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:21,517 I guess I forgot. 643 00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:22,802 Yeah? 644 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:42,701 - I'm sorry, cy. - It's okay. 645 00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:47,794 - No, heat of the moment, I... - Sure. 646 00:41:47,797 --> 00:41:50,789 Congratulations. 647 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,086 Thanks. 648 00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:56,302 Boys! We're friends, honest. 649 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:25,948 Same as before? 650 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,416 Same. 651 00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:29,706 I guess this is on the level. 652 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:32,205 I guess it is. 653 00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:34,798 I wonder if I'll stay this way. 654 00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:37,168 I can't keep on getting dizzy forever. 655 00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:38,381 Sure you can. 656 00:42:38,431 --> 00:42:40,046 As long as I ride that horse. 657 00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:46,723 Did you ever notice this? 658 00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:47,683 No. 659 00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:50,644 I was on the newspaper, 40 bucks a week when I bought it. 660 00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:53,810 Five dollars down and ten a week for two years. 661 00:42:53,863 --> 00:42:56,275 City editor said I was nuts. 662 00:42:56,324 --> 00:43:02,490 I guess I was, but every now and then, you do the right thing without knowing why. 663 00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:05,284 I know why now. 664 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,532 'Course the ring will have to be whacked down to fit you. 665 00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:09,659 - Aw, gosh. - Star sapphire. 666 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:11,911 - Do you like star sapphires? - Oh. 667 00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:13,504 Look at the star in it. 668 00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:21,546 On. 669 00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:25,341 You get it in the right light... 670 00:43:25,394 --> 00:43:26,850 No, it's too dark. 671 00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:28,123 Sometime, when we're in a strong light, 672 00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:30,513 I'll show you a star that'll knock your ears back. 673 00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:35,651 Oh, I think it's beautiful even in the dark. 674 00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:37,382 I suppose there are some things we oughta tell each other, 675 00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:39,772 I mean, before we're married. 676 00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:41,111 Are we going to be married? 677 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,323 - I was saying, there are probably some... - Probably. 678 00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:46,116 Let's skip them, shall we, and talk about the things 679 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:47,910 that'll be important later. 680 00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:49,282 What do you mean? 681 00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:50,749 Well, in the first place, I don't like spinach. 682 00:43:50,753 --> 00:43:52,914 Now, someday, you're liable to cook it and I won't eat it, 683 00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:56,585 and, well, see what I mean? That's important. 684 00:43:56,592 --> 00:43:58,958 Well, this isn't exactly the hour of mutual confessions 685 00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:01,468 a girl dreams about. 686 00:44:01,514 --> 00:44:03,596 - Turnips get me down. - I like turnips. 687 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:05,339 But, uh, marriage is a matter of concession, 688 00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:08,305 so in our house, we won't serve spinach and turnips. 689 00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:09,935 How 'bout kohlrabi? 690 00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:11,892 What's kohlrabi? 691 00:44:11,941 --> 00:44:14,523 Mm, no, you wouldn't like it. 692 00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:17,732 No, a man who can't stand spinach wouldn't have a chance with kohlrabi. 693 00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:20,066 Fair enough, cross it off. 694 00:44:20,116 --> 00:44:21,447 I sleep on my right side. 695 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:25,280 You do? I sleep on my both sides, and on my back and on my stomach. 696 00:44:25,288 --> 00:44:27,700 Oh, that looks like trouble. 697 00:44:27,707 --> 00:44:29,413 Ah, we won't let it lick us. 698 00:44:32,128 --> 00:44:34,084 Say, we're liable to turn out all right. 699 00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:38,964 Break it up, buddy. 700 00:44:46,142 --> 00:44:47,578 Well, now that you've brought all this up, 701 00:44:47,602 --> 00:44:49,558 there must be other things. 702 00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:51,185 We'll take 'em in our stride. 703 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:53,892 Right. 704 00:44:53,941 --> 00:44:57,058 I want to tell you now. 705 00:44:57,111 --> 00:45:02,231 This is the happiest I've been in my whole life. 706 00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:04,774 When a man does that for a woman, 707 00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:07,569 I think he should know it. 708 00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:10,322 You ought to see your eyes. 709 00:45:10,333 --> 00:45:12,449 They make me wanna walk on my hands. 710 00:45:16,923 --> 00:45:19,209 Look at that sky. 711 00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:23,130 Boy, that's a sky. 712 00:45:23,179 --> 00:45:28,264 What do you want me to call you? 713 00:45:28,309 --> 00:45:30,391 Mike. 714 00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:31,551 Why Mike? 715 00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:35,688 Oh, I don't know, it sounds like something you'd say. 716 00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:37,397 What do you want me to call you? 717 00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:38,808 Just plain old cy. 718 00:45:42,907 --> 00:45:45,023 I love you, Mike. 719 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:46,907 Okay, cy. 720 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:53,323 - Today? - Sure! 721 00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:54,949 Instead of us going to a church or the city hall, 722 00:45:54,961 --> 00:45:57,293 I'll bring judge Buchanan to the apartment at 5:30. 723 00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:59,787 No rented dress suits, no friends to feel sorry for us, 724 00:45:59,799 --> 00:46:01,255 no nothing. 725 00:46:01,259 --> 00:46:03,045 Click, and we're married. 726 00:46:03,052 --> 00:46:06,169 Well, what about Jack? 727 00:46:06,222 --> 00:46:08,964 Maybe we'd better tell him tomorrow. It'll be easier. 728 00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:12,891 Hello. 729 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:16,475 - Hello. - Hello. 730 00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:19,641 How 'bout dinner tonight? 731 00:46:19,694 --> 00:46:20,934 Well, uh... 732 00:46:20,987 --> 00:46:24,900 - Well... - Oh. 733 00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:27,361 Isn't it crowded around here? 734 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:19,700 Why aren't you at the office? 735 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:24,922 Why aren't you? 736 00:47:24,925 --> 00:47:28,463 Well, uh, I was going to surprise you. 737 00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:30,503 I'm moving out of your new home. 738 00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:32,421 - Oh... - Oh, I knew. 739 00:47:32,475 --> 00:47:33,760 When's the wedding? 740 00:47:33,809 --> 00:47:35,970 This afternoon. 741 00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:39,183 I suppose there's no use telling you you'd be better off marrying me. 742 00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:40,937 No, I suppose not. 743 00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:47,816 What's all this? 744 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:50,026 That's the stuff I don't want. 745 00:47:52,661 --> 00:47:57,200 Thanks. We'll just leave it here and build a little fence around it. 746 00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:58,914 I could've left it in the drawers. 747 00:47:58,918 --> 00:48:00,704 Oh, why do that? 748 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:03,248 Why leave it where nobody could ever see it? 749 00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:12,921 This is certainly a great setting for a wedding. 750 00:48:12,973 --> 00:48:14,304 Where's the broom? 751 00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:15,590 What broom? 752 00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:16,974 The... 753 00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,362 I didn't know we had a broom! 754 00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:35,906 You're telling me. 755 00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:42,158 Oh... oh, don't do that. 756 00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:43,329 Why not? 757 00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:44,747 Doesn't belong here anyway. 758 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,120 All right. 759 00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:53,841 I'd just sort of leave that chair there. 760 00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:58,178 Yeah, I guess I just sort of will. 761 00:48:58,227 --> 00:49:00,138 The whole place is like that. 762 00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:03,054 I don't know; Cy and I didn't mind, but with a woman... 763 00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:04,438 Oh, it's all right. 764 00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:06,439 - We won't be here long. - Really? 765 00:49:06,485 --> 00:49:08,021 Sure. Why? 766 00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:09,856 Uh, you mention moving to cy? 767 00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:11,270 Why? 768 00:49:11,323 --> 00:49:12,779 Nothing, only I know you haven't. 769 00:49:12,825 --> 00:49:15,532 Because cy thinks this is the greatest spot on earth. 770 00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:17,114 Yeah? 771 00:49:17,121 --> 00:49:20,784 Uh, there are other things you ought to be told too, maybe, about cy. 772 00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:22,747 You know, the little things that make all the difference 773 00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:25,493 between misery and happiness in a marriage. 774 00:49:25,504 --> 00:49:27,415 Thanks. We've talked all about them. 775 00:49:27,423 --> 00:49:29,209 - Oh, have you? - Mm-hm. 776 00:49:29,216 --> 00:49:32,674 Uh, about... about the toothbrush, for instance? 777 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:35,177 - What toothbrush? - Cy's toothbrush. 778 00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:37,053 It's hanging in the slot over the basin. 779 00:49:37,099 --> 00:49:41,433 He goes mad, stark raving mad, if anyone so much as touches it. 780 00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:43,140 Not only the bristles, even the handle. 781 00:49:43,189 --> 00:49:44,269 Why? 782 00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:46,668 Oh, I don't know, he just can't stand to have anyone touch it, 783 00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:48,170 any more than he can stand having this room clean 784 00:49:48,194 --> 00:49:49,730 when he's working at home. 785 00:49:49,778 --> 00:49:51,939 The more paper and things he throws on the floor, 786 00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:53,403 the better he works. 787 00:49:53,449 --> 00:49:54,655 Mm-hm. 788 00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:55,886 But you'll get used to it, though. 789 00:49:55,910 --> 00:49:58,492 Sometimes, he won't let the maid clean the place for a whole week. 790 00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:00,862 Don't you worry about us, we'll get along all right. 791 00:50:00,873 --> 00:50:03,706 Why, of course you will. 792 00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:07,577 That's why there's no need of my mentioning cy's snoring. 793 00:50:07,588 --> 00:50:09,044 Does he snore? 794 00:50:09,048 --> 00:50:10,663 Oh, not much. 795 00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:12,630 Just kind of loud. 796 00:50:12,635 --> 00:50:15,377 It sorta keeps you from sleeping. 797 00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:19,263 But all you have to do is holler "hey!" And he turns over and doesn't snore again. 798 00:50:19,308 --> 00:50:20,969 For maybe an hour. 799 00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:26,137 If you want, I'll help you clean up. 800 00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:28,226 No thanks. I'll take care of it. 801 00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:31,563 If you were marrying me, you'd be getting a clean house and 12 clean bedrooms. 802 00:50:31,612 --> 00:50:33,978 I've had that all my life. 803 00:50:33,989 --> 00:50:36,605 Me too. 804 00:50:36,659 --> 00:50:39,867 That's why I moved in here with cy. 805 00:50:39,912 --> 00:50:42,949 Do you think you could ever persuade him to move into your house? 806 00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:46,541 What do you think? 807 00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:50,332 I'd rather not spoil your honeymoon. 808 00:50:50,339 --> 00:50:52,000 What time you getting married? 809 00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:54,085 About 5:30. 810 00:50:54,093 --> 00:50:56,112 Don't come to the office tomorrow if you don't want to. 811 00:50:56,136 --> 00:51:00,095 - Tell cy I said it was okay. - Thanks. 812 00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:03,803 - Goodbye. - So long! 813 00:51:03,852 --> 00:51:06,969 And thanks for telling me what a lovely guy cy is. 814 00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:21,859 I'm not a fella to talk, but wait'll you see her. 815 00:51:21,870 --> 00:51:23,360 - Yes, yes. - She has brown hair 816 00:51:23,372 --> 00:51:25,237 and combs it a certain funny way, you'll notice. 817 00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:27,365 And brown eyes, and the prettiest smile. 818 00:51:27,376 --> 00:51:30,163 We can perform the ceremony immediately, of course. 819 00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:33,253 I must be at the county building in exactly 18 minutes. 820 00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:34,838 Oh sure, sure. 821 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,892 Yes, quite pretty, I'd imagine. 822 00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:57,857 Quite pretty. 823 00:51:57,906 --> 00:52:00,898 Oh, you... I thought you said 5:30. 824 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:03,158 Sure, but judge Buchanan was all booked up except for now, 825 00:52:03,162 --> 00:52:05,198 and anyway, I thought it'd be kind of a surprise. 826 00:52:05,205 --> 00:52:07,947 We must hurry... 16 minutes, county building. 827 00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:09,823 - I haven't finished! - What's this? 828 00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:12,497 I didn't think you'd be here so soon and the place looked so dirty, 829 00:52:12,504 --> 00:52:15,086 - I decided to clean it up. - Where are my notes? 830 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:16,918 - Notes? - Yes, those little scraps of paper 831 00:52:16,925 --> 00:52:18,790 I had all over this desk. 832 00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:21,088 - Oh, those. - Where are they? 833 00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:22,920 Well, how should I know they were notes? 834 00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:25,385 All pieces of paper, all different sizes. 835 00:52:25,434 --> 00:52:28,538 If someone would just listen to me, they might find out that I have to be at... 836 00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:29,927 Where are they? 837 00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:31,720 In there someplace. 838 00:52:36,737 --> 00:52:38,944 Figuring eight minutes to get to the county building 839 00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:40,695 leaves me six. 840 00:52:45,204 --> 00:52:46,694 - There was nothing the matter with it! - I said... 841 00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:48,991 Nothing the matter with... 842 00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:51,866 Did you expect to bring a wife into all this filth? 843 00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:55,461 Is... is that the thanks I get for trying to turn this pit into a home? 844 00:52:55,464 --> 00:52:57,796 Oh, I didn't mean it, honest. 845 00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:01,133 Mike, the place looked terrible, sure it looked terrible. 846 00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:05,505 You oughta knock me over the head for getting sore. 847 00:53:05,557 --> 00:53:07,047 It's all my fault. 848 00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:09,012 If you ever yell at me like that again... 849 00:53:09,061 --> 00:53:10,801 I won't, I won't. 850 00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:13,687 Okay, we're ready. 851 00:53:13,732 --> 00:53:16,189 This will have to be over in two minutes. 852 00:53:16,235 --> 00:53:18,226 If you please... thank you. 853 00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:19,563 Now, where did you put the ring? 854 00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:20,853 It's right here, I've got it. 855 00:53:20,906 --> 00:53:22,509 You mean to say we're getting married this minute? 856 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:23,773 - Of course! - No! 857 00:53:23,826 --> 00:53:25,032 What's the matter? 858 00:53:25,077 --> 00:53:28,035 What's the... well, look at me! My hair, my face, my clothes! 859 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:30,575 - My appointment! - Jeannette, the man has an appointment. 860 00:53:30,582 --> 00:53:34,450 I've been patient, I've been willing, but Mark my words... 861 00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:39,170 Doesn't it mean something to you that we're getting married? 862 00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:40,626 This is a big day in my life, 863 00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:43,671 I'm not going into it looking as if I've been run over by a streetcar. 864 00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:45,573 Will you forget how you look and come on and get married? 865 00:53:45,597 --> 00:53:46,882 There you go, yelling again! 866 00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:49,014 - I am not yelling! - You are too! 867 00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:50,995 I told you once, if you ever yelled at me again... 868 00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:52,789 Hey! Where are you going? You have a wedding here. 869 00:53:52,813 --> 00:53:55,680 To the county building, I told you... Over and over, I told you. 870 00:53:55,733 --> 00:53:57,815 Now, come on, everything's gonna be all right. 871 00:54:00,612 --> 00:54:01,818 Jeannette, open the door. 872 00:54:01,864 --> 00:54:03,274 I will when I look like something. 873 00:54:03,323 --> 00:54:04,759 If you don't open this door, I'll... 874 00:54:04,783 --> 00:54:06,114 I was just thinking. 875 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,276 Even if you do get her out of there, what about a witness? 876 00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:10,278 - Witness? - You can't get married without one. 877 00:54:10,289 --> 00:54:11,278 Well, why didn't you get one? 878 00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:13,372 - That's your business, isn't it? - Don't you talk to me like that! 879 00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:14,785 I'm not going to be your wife. 880 00:54:14,793 --> 00:54:16,033 Can't you see what's happening? 881 00:54:16,044 --> 00:54:17,409 Will you get your watermelon head out of this? 882 00:54:17,421 --> 00:54:19,878 So! I'm a watermelon head, am 1? 883 00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:21,622 - Now, you listen to... - Get out of here! 884 00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:23,840 I see, I see; You want me to leave. 885 00:54:23,844 --> 00:54:25,550 Oh hey, wait, please! 886 00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:26,802 Oh hey, please, wait a minute! 887 00:54:26,847 --> 00:54:28,883 Wait! Please! 888 00:54:28,932 --> 00:54:30,797 Wait! You have to marry us! 889 00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:39,348 Jeannette, he's gone, the fellow who was gonna marry us. 890 00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:41,562 Gone? But why shouldn't he be gone? 891 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:43,568 I heard you tell him to get out of here. 892 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:46,356 Aww, I didn't know what I was saying, you got me all excited. 893 00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:49,491 Oh. I got you excited? 894 00:54:49,495 --> 00:54:51,736 You poor little boy! 895 00:54:51,747 --> 00:54:55,365 Working in the dirt, snoring all night! 896 00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:56,706 What are you talking about? 897 00:54:56,710 --> 00:55:00,999 You know what I'm talking about. 898 00:55:01,006 --> 00:55:04,339 Maybe this will make it clear. 899 00:55:04,343 --> 00:55:05,833 Did you hear that? 900 00:55:05,844 --> 00:55:07,800 I threw your toothbrush on the floor. 901 00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:11,054 Oh, I suppose you think that was smart! 902 00:55:11,099 --> 00:55:12,577 Who told you all those things about me? 903 00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:16,093 Who do you suppose? Jack. 904 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:18,478 - When were you with him? - This afternoon. 905 00:55:18,524 --> 00:55:19,980 You didn't tell me he was here. 906 00:55:20,025 --> 00:55:22,003 - Well, you didn't give me a chance. - Sure, but you had a chance 907 00:55:22,027 --> 00:55:24,564 to spend the whole afternoon blabbing about me with him. 908 00:55:24,613 --> 00:55:26,194 Well, what if I did? 909 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:29,653 Oh, that's all right, I suppose, being up here with him alone. 910 00:55:29,701 --> 00:55:31,862 Why don't you tell me he kissed you, too? 911 00:55:31,912 --> 00:55:34,654 Yes, he kissed me. 912 00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:37,077 That's great, that's swell. 913 00:55:37,084 --> 00:55:38,574 You gonna ask me to the wedding? 914 00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:41,167 You... 915 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:44,288 If I had any sense, I'd have gone out that door with him this afternoon. 916 00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:47,754 Well, thanks. Goodbye! 917 00:55:47,761 --> 00:55:48,921 Where are you going? 918 00:55:48,971 --> 00:55:52,179 On my honeymoon! 919 00:55:52,224 --> 00:55:54,465 Good! Send me a postcard. 920 00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:01,393 Cy? 921 00:57:42,626 --> 00:57:44,912 Well, how was your honeymoon? 922 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:49,289 I went out to see where that fellow went. 923 00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:52,541 I'm awfully sorry about that stuff about Jack. 924 00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:55,009 But if you hadn't acted like a... 925 00:57:55,055 --> 00:57:56,261 Like a... 926 00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:59,048 Oh, there's no use starting another argument. 927 00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:02,138 The judge is gone, we're not married. 928 00:58:02,187 --> 00:58:05,645 - What are we going to do about it? - Huh? 929 00:58:05,691 --> 00:58:07,272 Oh, I can get him back tomorrow. 930 00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:10,229 For another fight? 931 00:58:10,278 --> 00:58:13,145 Let's be grown-up for a minute, huh? 932 00:58:13,198 --> 00:58:14,904 We're really in a tough spot, cy. 933 00:58:14,950 --> 00:58:17,783 This thing that happened this afternoon was silly. 934 00:58:17,828 --> 00:58:19,784 But it's important, 935 00:58:19,788 --> 00:58:21,244 because it proves once again, 936 00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:23,034 the moment we get within 10 feet of each other, 937 00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:25,248 we have to fight. 938 00:58:25,252 --> 00:58:27,368 That's true, isn't it? 939 00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:32,919 Isn't it? 940 00:58:32,926 --> 00:58:34,416 I guess so. 941 00:58:40,058 --> 00:58:43,050 Well, now that we've both admitted it, 942 00:58:43,103 --> 00:58:45,139 what do you think? 943 00:58:45,188 --> 00:58:48,430 Have we much of a chance for a happy marriage? 944 00:58:48,483 --> 00:58:51,771 I suppose it would be pretty tough for you to be hooked up to a guy like me. 945 00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:53,685 Oh, I'm not thinking only of myself. 946 00:58:53,739 --> 00:58:57,402 I don't want to spoil your life any more than you want to spoil mine. 947 00:58:57,451 --> 00:58:59,783 I know. 948 00:58:59,828 --> 00:59:01,443 If two smart people were up against something like this, 949 00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:06,449 I mean, figuring what the future had for them both together, I... 950 00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:08,451 I suppose they'd grin and say they were lucky to find it out in time 951 00:59:08,462 --> 00:59:10,999 and call the whole thing off. 952 00:59:11,006 --> 00:59:13,213 Yes, I suppose they would. 953 00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:15,753 I mean, the only reason they'd think of calling it off is that 954 00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:17,797 each would be doing the right thing by the other, 955 00:59:17,846 --> 00:59:20,337 for the other's happiness. 956 00:59:20,390 --> 00:59:23,302 That's the only reason. 957 00:59:23,351 --> 00:59:27,310 Well... we're fairly smart, aren't we? 958 00:59:30,442 --> 00:59:33,855 Are we”? 959 00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:35,144 Sure we are. 960 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:41,362 Friends? 961 00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:42,696 Friends. 962 00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:46,788 - Shake on it? - Sure. 963 00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:47,952 I'll take you home. 964 00:59:47,959 --> 00:59:50,325 - No, please. - Oh, wait. 965 00:59:50,337 --> 00:59:53,374 Look, I, uh... 966 00:59:53,381 --> 00:59:55,793 I had that star sapphire put in a smaller setting, 967 00:59:55,801 --> 00:59:57,416 like I told you. 968 01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:03,008 Doesn't it look great? 969 01:00:03,058 --> 01:00:04,389 It's lovely. 970 01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:07,141 I was gonna give it to you as a sort of wedding... 971 01:00:07,187 --> 01:00:12,227 I mean, now that we're still good friends and I can't wear it anyway, 972 01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:14,015 would you take it? 973 01:00:14,069 --> 01:00:15,069 No. 974 01:00:15,112 --> 01:00:16,272 Why not? 975 01:00:16,321 --> 01:00:17,561 No. 976 01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:32,368 Pop, we did right, didn't we? 977 01:00:32,379 --> 01:00:34,415 Calling off the marriage like that. 978 01:00:34,422 --> 01:00:36,208 Well... 979 01:00:36,216 --> 01:00:39,299 If we had been born 20 years sooner, we probably would have married, 980 01:00:39,302 --> 01:00:41,088 despite ourselves, 981 01:00:41,138 --> 01:00:43,595 and turned our lives into a nightmare. 982 01:00:43,598 --> 01:00:45,714 But people are facing things these days. 983 01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:48,304 They... they have to! 984 01:00:48,353 --> 01:00:52,346 And you'd be surprised what a little logic will do for happiness. 985 01:00:52,399 --> 01:00:57,644 - Would 17? - Yes! 986 01:00:57,696 --> 01:01:00,312 Oh, why don't you talk with me? 987 01:01:00,365 --> 01:01:03,198 Why do you keep saying things that don't mean anything? 988 01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:06,986 I'd like to talk with you about cy. 989 01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:08,533 Honestly. 990 01:01:08,540 --> 01:01:10,781 But you seem able to make your own decisions. 991 01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:13,499 Then why don't you tell me I'm crazy? 992 01:01:13,503 --> 01:01:16,210 Show me what a terrible mistake I'm making? 993 01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:22,710 Argue with me. 994 01:01:22,762 --> 01:01:25,003 Is love always this way, pop? 995 01:01:25,056 --> 01:01:29,345 Lifting you up to the clouds and knocking you down again? 996 01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:31,510 Burning you up inside so that you want to destroy 997 01:01:31,563 --> 01:01:35,727 everything in your life that's worthwhile. 998 01:01:35,775 --> 01:01:37,891 Is that love? 999 01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:42,153 I've sort of lost track of you, honey, since you've grown up. 1000 01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:45,236 Ten years ago I would've given you castor oil. 1001 01:01:59,007 --> 01:02:00,417 Come in. 1002 01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:05,677 What are you doing here? 1003 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:07,216 What about you? 1004 01:02:07,265 --> 01:02:09,551 I'm... I'm moving back in. 1005 01:02:09,601 --> 01:02:11,137 He asked me to. 1006 01:02:11,186 --> 01:02:12,642 He asked you to? 1007 01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:14,552 Yes. He said you... 1008 01:02:14,606 --> 01:02:16,312 Well, why not? 1009 01:02:16,358 --> 01:02:18,724 Why shouldn't you move back in? 1010 01:02:18,777 --> 01:02:21,393 Well, I feel kind of funny about... 1011 01:02:21,446 --> 01:02:24,563 - You want a highball? - No, I... I came to get my bag. 1012 01:02:24,616 --> 01:02:26,572 - Did you see it? - Sure. 1013 01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:35,787 That was disposed of nicely. 1014 01:02:35,794 --> 01:02:40,788 - Did you put it there? - No. 1015 01:02:40,799 --> 01:02:44,712 When that cy is finished, he's finished. 1016 01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:46,584 - Jeannette. - Hm? 1017 01:02:46,596 --> 01:02:49,804 What would you've done if you'd found cy here? 1018 01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:51,510 I knew he wasn't here. 1019 01:02:51,559 --> 01:02:53,049 How did you know? 1020 01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:54,889 I... I found out. 1021 01:02:54,938 --> 01:02:56,769 I called the office. 1022 01:02:56,815 --> 01:02:57,850 What do you care? 1023 01:02:57,899 --> 01:02:59,764 He asked you to move back in, didn't he? 1024 01:02:59,818 --> 01:03:03,561 What difference does it make? 1025 01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:06,400 It makes a lot of difference. 1026 01:03:06,449 --> 01:03:08,280 Will you listen to me just once? 1027 01:03:08,326 --> 01:03:10,908 - Please? - Sure. 1028 01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:21,665 You mind an honest bit of talk? 1029 01:03:21,673 --> 01:03:23,755 No. Go right ahead. 1030 01:03:23,758 --> 01:03:25,965 Well, don't let this bother you, 1031 01:03:25,969 --> 01:03:29,962 but I've been hoping all long you and cy'd bust up. 1032 01:03:30,015 --> 01:03:32,006 Thanks. 1033 01:03:32,058 --> 01:03:33,764 Let's see. I was eight years old the first time you told me 1034 01:03:33,768 --> 01:03:35,304 you wouldn't marry me. 1035 01:03:35,353 --> 01:03:38,937 - Right. - And I'm still asking. 1036 01:03:38,982 --> 01:03:42,770 Oh, you're making a big mistake treating me like that. 1037 01:03:42,777 --> 01:03:44,483 I wouldn't be surprised. 1038 01:03:44,529 --> 01:03:48,613 No, seriously. 1039 01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:51,445 Look, uh, are you coming back to work? 1040 01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:52,950 No. 1041 01:03:52,954 --> 01:03:54,194 Well, far be it for me to meddle, 1042 01:03:54,205 --> 01:03:57,288 but how are you and your father going to live? 1043 01:03:57,292 --> 01:03:59,783 Oh, I'll find a job somewhere. 1044 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:01,747 Doing what? 1045 01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:04,792 - Well, uh... - You know there's nothing you can do 1046 01:04:04,799 --> 01:04:07,336 without training or business ability. 1047 01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:11,383 You're used to a certain kind of life and that's all you know. 1048 01:04:11,431 --> 01:04:12,841 I tell you what. 1049 01:04:12,891 --> 01:04:15,428 I'll be a sport and pretend you haven't had any trouble with cy. 1050 01:04:15,477 --> 01:04:20,096 I'll step in just as though nothing had happened, and... 1051 01:04:20,148 --> 01:04:24,938 Jeannette, will you marry me? 1052 01:04:24,986 --> 01:04:27,443 You better watch out. 1053 01:04:27,489 --> 01:04:31,698 Catch a girl at a time like this and she's liable to accept. 1054 01:04:31,743 --> 01:04:34,985 Well, I'm not such a terrible bargain. 1055 01:04:34,996 --> 01:04:37,362 Over three million dollars in my own name, 1056 01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:38,580 pleasant disposition, 1057 01:04:38,583 --> 01:04:41,700 comb my hair every morning. 1058 01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:42,746 I wouldn't even be surprised 1059 01:04:42,754 --> 01:04:46,042 if you told a woman she was right once in a while. 1060 01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:48,506 Well, remember about 18 years ago when I put a hair from a horse's tail 1061 01:04:48,510 --> 01:04:51,593 in a bottle of water because you said it would turn into a shake? 1062 01:04:55,141 --> 01:04:56,722 Mm-hm. 1063 01:05:01,856 --> 01:05:03,392 Jeannette. 1064 01:05:03,441 --> 01:05:06,308 I've loved you since I was able to write your name on a fence. 1065 01:05:06,361 --> 01:05:08,943 You know that, don't you? 1066 01:05:08,988 --> 01:05:11,730 We grew up together, had a lot of fun. 1067 01:05:11,783 --> 01:05:14,115 Enjoyed each other's company. 1068 01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:17,197 Well, I'm the same as ever, and so are you, 1069 01:05:17,205 --> 01:05:20,663 except for those cockeyed ideas about romance. 1070 01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:23,249 Maybe I don't make the blood pound in your head, 1071 01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:25,460 but at least I can offer you security. 1072 01:05:25,463 --> 01:05:30,503 And I can promise you a life wrapped up in making you happy. 1073 01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:33,422 Jack, you're about the best friend I have, but... 1074 01:05:33,471 --> 01:05:36,429 But what? 1075 01:05:36,474 --> 01:05:39,932 Oh, I... I don't know what. 1076 01:05:39,978 --> 01:05:47,100 I... I suppose the world is full of women eating their hearts out for the wrong man, 1077 01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:48,608 when the right one stands by, 1078 01:05:48,653 --> 01:05:53,613 ready to offer everything in the world that counts. 1079 01:05:53,658 --> 01:05:55,569 I don't know what I'm waiting for. 1080 01:05:55,618 --> 01:05:58,655 Come on, what do you say? 1081 01:05:58,663 --> 01:06:00,324 I get... 1082 01:06:04,085 --> 01:06:07,669 Jeannette, I... We'll be married right away. 1083 01:06:07,672 --> 01:06:09,333 Oh boy, where's my hat? 1084 01:06:09,340 --> 01:06:11,331 Where's my... We'll go to the city hall! 1085 01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:14,296 That's it... we'll elope to crown point. 1086 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:15,464 We'll go home and get my car. 1087 01:06:15,513 --> 01:06:16,923 Where's my... oh, here. 1088 01:06:16,931 --> 01:06:19,013 Where's your, uh... what time is it? 1089 01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:20,389 You just looked at your watch. 1090 01:06:20,435 --> 01:06:21,435 Oh, did 17? 1091 01:06:21,478 --> 01:06:22,433 Did you have a coat? 1092 01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:23,559 Gee, how do you feel? 1093 01:06:23,605 --> 01:06:25,311 - Jack, listen. - No, no, no, not a word. 1094 01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:27,293 We'll have dinner at Joe's first, after I get the car. 1095 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:28,602 Do you remember Joe? 1096 01:06:28,651 --> 01:06:30,266 Oh, look at me. 1097 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,026 I got a rib stuck in my throat. 1098 01:06:32,071 --> 01:06:34,733 Oh boy, oh boy! 1099 01:06:36,868 --> 01:06:38,028 Did he cash it? 1100 01:06:38,077 --> 01:06:41,069 For fifty dollars, that's all he could spare. 1101 01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:42,741 Have you plenty of gas? 1102 01:06:42,749 --> 01:06:44,285 Right up to the top. 1103 01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:45,657 How... how 'bout the oil? 1104 01:06:45,668 --> 01:06:46,953 Had it checked this morning. 1105 01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:49,540 - How 'bout the water? - Everything is perfect. 1106 01:06:49,547 --> 01:06:52,129 - We're all set for our first elopement. - Oh. 1107 01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:53,669 Ya, ya, we're gonna get married 1108 01:06:53,676 --> 01:06:55,507 ya, ya, we're gonna get married 1109 01:06:55,512 --> 01:06:58,174 ya, ya, we're gonna get married, ya, ya... 1110 01:07:01,768 --> 01:07:03,008 I beg your pardon, sir. 1111 01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:05,393 Take that kitchen bonnet off. 1112 01:07:05,438 --> 01:07:07,895 Sorry, sir, first time it ever happened. 1113 01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:09,727 Now we can talk man to man. 1114 01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:11,562 - What it is? - A gentleman at the door, sir. 1115 01:07:11,611 --> 01:07:14,273 He's looking for miss Jeannette, and he says I'm a liar. 1116 01:07:14,322 --> 01:07:16,187 A gentleman? 1117 01:07:16,241 --> 01:07:17,321 Yes, sir. 1118 01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:19,323 Well, did you get his name or his fingerprints? 1119 01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:21,701 Henderson, sir, Cyrus Henderson. 1120 01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:23,282 Send him in. 1121 01:07:23,289 --> 01:07:25,009 - But not really. - Oh, come on, be a sport, 1122 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:27,578 send him in, before I crown you. 1123 01:07:27,585 --> 01:07:28,995 "Tis well, sir. 1124 01:07:39,013 --> 01:07:40,719 - Hello, cy. - Where's Jeannette? 1125 01:07:40,765 --> 01:07:42,847 - Are you her father? - I don't know. 1126 01:07:42,892 --> 01:07:44,348 What kind of talk is that? 1127 01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:46,555 - I said I don't know where she is. - Oh. 1128 01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:49,220 Now, this is very old wine. 1129 01:07:49,274 --> 01:07:51,481 Very old and very fine. 1130 01:07:51,526 --> 01:07:52,878 There are only three bottles of this... 1131 01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:54,702 We've gotta get something straight right away. 1132 01:07:58,074 --> 01:08:02,818 To Jeannette's mother, rest her soul. 1133 01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:06,033 Isn't she sweet? 1134 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,280 Lovely. 1135 01:08:07,292 --> 01:08:10,034 She threw an inkwell at me once, her mother. 1136 01:08:10,044 --> 01:08:11,079 Yeah? 1137 01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:15,750 Listen, about Jeannette. 1138 01:08:15,758 --> 01:08:17,294 Oh yes, Jeannette. 1139 01:08:17,302 --> 01:08:19,839 L, uh, I suppose she told you we called off the wedding. 1140 01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:21,507 I believe she mentioned it. 1141 01:08:21,556 --> 01:08:22,887 I guess she told you why. 1142 01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:24,263 She didn't have to. 1143 01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:26,174 I can take one look at you and see why. 1144 01:08:26,227 --> 01:08:28,138 Huh? Yeah? 1145 01:08:28,187 --> 01:08:30,223 - Well, what's the matter with me? - Everything. 1146 01:08:30,273 --> 01:08:31,809 You act like a mule Skinner, 1147 01:08:31,858 --> 01:08:34,099 you look like you've just swallowed a piece of sandpaper. 1148 01:08:34,152 --> 01:08:35,754 I suppose you're knee-deep in beauty prizes. 1149 01:08:35,778 --> 01:08:39,191 At least I don't break into a house as though I were raiding an opium den 1150 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:41,276 and greet the Butler by calling him a liar. 1151 01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:44,068 Yeah, I know; That's why Jeannette... 1152 01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:47,157 Well, I'd change if I could and act like a human being, but... 1153 01:08:47,165 --> 01:08:49,076 Well, there's no use kidding myself, I can't! 1154 01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:51,574 Well, who wants you to change? 1155 01:08:51,586 --> 01:08:53,793 Fellas like you are scarce enough as it is. 1156 01:08:53,796 --> 01:08:56,333 Come on, let's have some more wine. 1157 01:08:56,341 --> 01:08:59,959 She was a lonesome maiden and I was a city slicker 1158 01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:02,210 we met one night when I was fight, and... 1159 01:09:02,263 --> 01:09:04,299 - Hey! - Yeah? 1160 01:09:04,349 --> 01:09:06,965 How far is it to crown point? 1161 01:09:07,018 --> 01:09:08,724 I don't know for sure. 1162 01:09:08,770 --> 01:09:10,260 Can't you make a guess? 1163 01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:13,020 Sure. Sixty miles. 1164 01:09:13,066 --> 01:09:14,977 Oh, it is not! 1165 01:09:15,026 --> 01:09:17,438 All right. 1166 01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:20,445 Oh, why don't you argue? 1167 01:09:20,490 --> 01:09:23,323 Why don't you do something besides sing and grin? 1168 01:09:23,368 --> 01:09:24,983 Oh no, not me. 1169 01:09:25,036 --> 01:09:27,118 I promised you, 'member? 1170 01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:31,827 Oh, she was a lonesome maiden and I was a city slicker 1171 01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:33,745 we met one night when I was tight 1172 01:09:33,753 --> 01:09:35,835 my eyes gave hers a flicker, oh... 1173 01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:37,499 Stop! Pull over. 1174 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:39,043 What's the matter? 1175 01:09:42,845 --> 01:09:45,302 Here! 1176 01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:46,554 Have you a telephone? 1177 01:09:46,599 --> 01:09:48,135 Yes, madam, right in the house. 1178 01:09:48,142 --> 01:09:50,303 - Thanks. - What are you gonna do? 1179 01:09:50,353 --> 01:09:51,968 I'm going to call dad and tell him. 1180 01:09:52,021 --> 01:09:55,809 Nol 1181 01:09:55,858 --> 01:09:57,394 excuse me. 1182 01:09:57,443 --> 01:09:58,853 Okay. 1183 01:10:02,323 --> 01:10:04,885 Yeah, I suppose I'll end up marrying some sweet-tempered little dame 1184 01:10:04,909 --> 01:10:06,740 and shoot her for being nice. 1185 01:10:06,786 --> 01:10:08,447 You're really giving up Jeannette? 1186 01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:11,116 What else can I do? That's what she wants. 1187 01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:14,082 My eye! 1188 01:10:14,085 --> 01:10:15,621 Excuse me. 1189 01:10:17,964 --> 01:10:19,955 Hello? 1190 01:10:19,966 --> 01:10:23,129 On. 1191 01:10:23,136 --> 01:10:25,047 Yes. 1192 01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:26,885 You what? 1193 01:10:26,931 --> 01:10:30,423 Mm-hm. 1194 01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:32,307 Yes. 1195 01:10:32,353 --> 01:10:34,810 Where? 1196 01:10:34,856 --> 01:10:36,437 Oh, I see. 1197 01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:40,441 Well, aren't you going to wish me good luck, or... 1198 01:10:40,486 --> 01:10:43,319 Or yell at me, or something? 1199 01:10:43,364 --> 01:10:44,570 Of course. 1200 01:10:44,615 --> 01:10:46,731 Goodbye, good luck. 1201 01:10:50,621 --> 01:10:54,455 Cy, I think I'm going to like you a lot. 1202 01:10:54,459 --> 01:10:55,699 Why, thanks. 1203 01:10:55,710 --> 01:10:57,996 Come here. 1204 01:10:58,004 --> 01:10:59,869 I want you to take a good look at her. 1205 01:10:59,881 --> 01:11:02,918 That was painted the year before Jeannette was born. 1206 01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:06,008 - She was beautiful, all right. - Indeed she was, bless her. 1207 01:11:06,012 --> 01:11:09,504 Only came up to about here, but a scrapper if ever there was one. 1208 01:11:09,557 --> 01:11:12,299 Scrapper? 1209 01:11:12,351 --> 01:11:13,966 See that chair? 1210 01:11:14,020 --> 01:11:16,682 Go on, try it. 1211 01:11:16,731 --> 01:11:20,144 That's a real sitting chair, isn't it? 1212 01:11:20,193 --> 01:11:21,308 Yeah. 1213 01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:22,671 You wouldn't think a woman as small as Jeannette's mother 1214 01:11:22,695 --> 01:11:24,686 could lift that chair. 1215 01:11:24,739 --> 01:11:27,071 I didn't either. 1216 01:11:27,116 --> 01:11:29,778 Here's where it landed the last time. 1217 01:11:29,827 --> 01:11:32,534 Oh, I could show you lots of other souvenirs, 1218 01:11:32,538 --> 01:11:34,824 but what I'm getting at is this: 1219 01:11:34,832 --> 01:11:37,244 That Jeannette's mother and I fought from the moment we met, 1220 01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:38,658 and we loved it. 1221 01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:40,455 You and Jeannette are fighters. 1222 01:11:40,463 --> 01:11:42,203 You're happiest with a bump on your noggin 1223 01:11:42,215 --> 01:11:44,171 or a bruise on your hip. 1224 01:11:44,175 --> 01:11:45,961 You're perfect for each other. 1225 01:11:45,968 --> 01:11:49,335 But you're wrecking your lives with logic, logic. 1226 01:11:49,388 --> 01:11:52,255 They can prove on paper that two fire eaters shouldn't be mated, 1227 01:11:52,266 --> 01:11:56,600 but I've got a busted chair that proves that they can, 1228 01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:59,479 and it gives me more kick than a quart of bourbon. 1229 01:11:59,524 --> 01:12:03,483 It's patched, wired, glued, mended. 1230 01:12:03,528 --> 01:12:05,484 It almost broke my skull wide open, 1231 01:12:05,530 --> 01:12:09,114 but you couldn't take it away from me for all the spinach in Greenland. 1232 01:12:09,158 --> 01:12:11,194 That's your life with Jeannette. 1233 01:12:11,244 --> 01:12:14,782 Every bit as wild and as cockeyed as the life this chair has led. 1234 01:12:14,789 --> 01:12:17,656 But it's the only way either of you will ever get five cents' worth of fun 1235 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:19,203 out of being on earth. 1236 01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:20,666 And in about 45 minutes, 1237 01:12:20,670 --> 01:12:23,036 while you stand there snapping at flies, 1238 01:12:23,047 --> 01:12:24,378 she'll be married. 1239 01:12:24,382 --> 01:12:25,667 - Married? - Yes. 1240 01:12:25,675 --> 01:12:28,382 Would it interest you to know that she's on her way to crown point right now, 1241 01:12:28,386 --> 01:12:29,592 eloping with Jack? 1242 01:12:29,595 --> 01:12:30,835 - Eloping? - Uh-huh. 1243 01:12:30,888 --> 01:12:32,378 - With Jack? - Yes. 1244 01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:34,547 So he grabs her when my back is turned, huh? 1245 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,431 The snake in the grass. 1246 01:12:36,477 --> 01:12:39,514 Why, the dirty, lowdown... 1247 01:12:39,564 --> 01:12:41,805 - Where's your car? - Finance company has it. 1248 01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:43,293 - What? - But I let the gardener next door 1249 01:12:43,317 --> 01:12:44,932 keep his motorcycle in my garage. 1250 01:12:44,986 --> 01:12:46,601 - Let's go. - Well, can you run it? 1251 01:12:46,654 --> 01:12:48,110 Who cares? Come on! 1252 01:12:52,076 --> 01:12:53,595 Are you sure you know how to stop this thing 1253 01:12:53,619 --> 01:12:55,109 when we do get there? 1254 01:12:55,162 --> 01:12:59,451 I thought I'd run it into a tree. 1255 01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:02,165 Maybe it would have been better if we'd never met. 1256 01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:10,295 Here we are, this is the one, see? 1257 01:13:10,303 --> 01:13:12,544 "Marriages performed.” 1258 01:13:12,597 --> 01:13:16,135 Well... here go. 1259 01:13:16,183 --> 01:13:17,593 Ya, ya, we're gonna be married 1260 01:13:17,643 --> 01:13:19,133 ya, ya, we're gonna be married 1261 01:13:19,186 --> 01:13:20,642 ya, ya, we're gonna be married 1262 01:13:20,688 --> 01:13:22,224 ya, ya, we're gonna be married 1263 01:13:22,273 --> 01:13:23,888 ya, ya, we're gonna be married 1264 01:13:23,941 --> 01:13:25,556 ya, ya, we're gonna be married 1265 01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:27,146 ya, ya, we're gonna be married 1266 01:13:27,194 --> 01:13:29,355 ya, ya, we're gonna be married 1267 01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:34,364 hello. 1268 01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:35,570 We wanna get married. 1269 01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:38,327 Are ya drunk? 1270 01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:40,993 No, but we can get drunk. 1271 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:44,367 You're in the wrong place, neighbor. 1272 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:46,786 Aww, we were only fooling, honest! 1273 01:13:46,797 --> 01:13:49,413 A fine time you pick to be fooling. 1274 01:13:55,973 --> 01:13:57,179 Come in. 1275 01:14:03,773 --> 01:14:06,515 Go in. 1276 01:14:06,567 --> 01:14:08,523 How 'bout your license? 1277 01:14:08,569 --> 01:14:10,105 What license? 1278 01:14:10,154 --> 01:14:11,690 Your marriage license! 1279 01:14:11,739 --> 01:14:15,448 What do you think this is, a hamburger stand? 1280 01:14:15,493 --> 01:14:17,358 I wouldn't be surprised. 1281 01:14:29,256 --> 01:14:33,795 Get me len noble. 1282 01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:35,668 Maybe he'll write you one. 1283 01:14:37,431 --> 01:14:40,639 And maybe he won't. 1284 01:14:40,685 --> 01:14:41,970 Emmy! 1285 01:14:42,019 --> 01:14:43,600 Hey, e, Emmy! - Yes? Y 1286 01:14:43,646 --> 01:14:45,557 come on down here. 1287 01:14:45,606 --> 01:14:50,441 There's another pair of those, uh, whatchamacallits from Chicago. 1288 01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:04,163 What did that sign say? 1289 01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:05,622 It said "stop." 1290 01:15:11,882 --> 01:15:14,123 Here you are, all filled out and rarin' to go. 1291 01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:16,672 - Uh, how much do I owe you? - $9.50 even. 1292 01:15:16,679 --> 01:15:18,215 - $9.50? - Yes, ma'am. 1293 01:15:18,264 --> 01:15:21,381 Two smackers to write the license and $7.50 to get me up. 1294 01:15:21,434 --> 01:15:22,674 Well, how's this? 1295 01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:24,037 Fifteen dollars and you can put yourself back to bed. 1296 01:15:24,061 --> 01:15:25,392 I ain't reluctant. 1297 01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:40,153 Well, let's go. 1298 01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:46,201 Hey! 1299 01:15:58,387 --> 01:15:59,877 You all right? 1300 01:15:59,930 --> 01:16:02,467 Ah yes. 1301 01:16:02,516 --> 01:16:04,677 By the way. 1302 01:16:04,727 --> 01:16:06,683 My name is Alfred desmereau. 1303 01:16:06,729 --> 01:16:08,265 Sure. How do you do? 1304 01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:49,928 The ceremony I will now perform is of my own inspiration, 1305 01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:53,268 in keeping with the rich fullness of your life to come. 1306 01:16:53,317 --> 01:16:57,151 My children, you are now embarking unto the vast, forbidding, 1307 01:16:57,196 --> 01:17:00,438 uncharted sea of life. 1308 01:17:00,491 --> 01:17:01,776 Are you ready? 1309 01:17:04,370 --> 01:17:05,735 Ready. 1310 01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:18,130 Ready. 1311 01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:20,591 Emmy. Come here and witness. 1312 01:17:23,681 --> 01:17:28,675 How long we been out? 1313 01:17:28,727 --> 01:17:30,137 Twenty minutes, 1314 01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:31,552 a little over. 1315 01:17:31,605 --> 01:17:34,221 Aww, they're married already, I know it, I can feel it. 1316 01:17:34,275 --> 01:17:36,436 Don't tell me how you feel. 1317 01:17:36,485 --> 01:17:38,191 Let's find out. 1318 01:17:41,323 --> 01:17:45,362 For the marriage of two souls is as the divine workings of nature. 1319 01:17:45,411 --> 01:17:47,993 It is as the union of the rain with the soil. 1320 01:17:47,997 --> 01:17:50,989 It is as the union of the bee with the flowers. 1321 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:54,037 It is as the union of the stars with the night. 1322 01:17:54,044 --> 01:17:57,787 It is as the union of the sunset with the sea. 1323 01:17:57,798 --> 01:17:59,038 It is as the union... 1324 01:18:02,469 --> 01:18:06,212 Bee with the flowers, sunset... oh yes. 1325 01:18:06,265 --> 01:18:07,721 It is as the union... 1326 01:18:14,648 --> 01:18:15,854 Itis as the u... 1327 01:18:26,577 --> 01:18:28,408 Will ya stop that? 1328 01:18:28,454 --> 01:18:30,786 - Will I stop it? - Yeah. 1329 01:18:30,789 --> 01:18:33,952 Do you realize I've been standing here in a draft for ten minutes, 1330 01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:37,247 waiting for that voice of yours to say something? 1331 01:18:37,254 --> 01:18:39,691 Can't you ask us if we'll take each other for better or for worse, 1332 01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:42,627 and we'll say yes and get it over with. 1333 01:18:42,635 --> 01:18:45,251 Young lady, whether you know it or not, 1334 01:18:45,262 --> 01:18:51,849 you're right in the middle of this ceremony and I demand quiet! 1335 01:18:51,894 --> 01:18:53,885 And there isn't any draft. 1336 01:18:53,938 --> 01:18:56,179 There is too! 1337 01:18:56,232 --> 01:18:58,314 I say there isn't! 1338 01:18:58,359 --> 01:18:59,769 Jeannette, the marriage! We... 1339 01:18:59,818 --> 01:19:01,058 I say there is! 1340 01:19:01,111 --> 01:19:02,317 I say there... 1341 01:19:06,033 --> 01:19:07,489 Gesundheit. 1342 01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:15,455 What's the matter with you? 1343 01:19:15,459 --> 01:19:17,450 Well, all I was trying to do is stop your sneezes. 1344 01:19:17,461 --> 01:19:19,167 That's what everybody does to stop sneezing. 1345 01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:20,331 Yeah? 1346 01:19:20,339 --> 01:19:22,455 I demand quiet during this ceremony! 1347 01:19:22,466 --> 01:19:23,797 And what are you yelling for? 1348 01:19:23,801 --> 01:19:24,961 Quiet, I say! 1349 01:19:24,969 --> 01:19:26,834 John Jacob bristow, do you... 1350 01:19:31,225 --> 01:19:33,011 John Jacob bristow, 1351 01:19:33,060 --> 01:19:39,147 do you take Jeannette desmereau to be your lawfully wedding wife? 1352 01:19:39,191 --> 01:19:41,273 - 1... - Through thick and thin, 1353 01:19:41,318 --> 01:19:43,559 through trials and tribulations, 1354 01:19:43,612 --> 01:19:45,352 through hardships and poverty? 1355 01:19:45,406 --> 01:19:47,772 - 1... - I suppose you wrote that too. 1356 01:19:47,825 --> 01:19:49,406 Well, what if I did? 1357 01:19:49,451 --> 01:19:52,193 Nothing, except you're wearing yourself down talking about poverty 1358 01:19:52,246 --> 01:19:54,453 to a man who only has three and a half million dollars. 1359 01:19:54,456 --> 01:19:57,368 Hey, I don't care if he's got 20 million dollars, 1360 01:19:57,376 --> 01:19:59,708 - he's still nothing but a... - Henry! 1361 01:19:59,712 --> 01:20:01,498 Yeah, why drag me into it? 1362 01:20:01,505 --> 01:20:02,995 Nobody dragged you into it, 1363 01:20:03,007 --> 01:20:04,292 and if you don't like it, 1364 01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:07,133 you can go out the way you came in. 1365 01:20:07,136 --> 01:20:08,421 Well, I was only asking. 1366 01:20:08,429 --> 01:20:11,421 All right, then be quiet and listen to yourself get married. 1367 01:20:11,473 --> 01:20:14,055 Both of ya! 1368 01:20:14,101 --> 01:20:16,888 John Jacob bristow, I ask you. 1369 01:20:16,937 --> 01:20:18,290 - Do you take Jeannette desmereau... - Are you going to let him 1370 01:20:18,314 --> 01:20:20,292 - talk to us like that? - I came here to get married 1371 01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:21,476 and that's what I'll be. 1372 01:20:21,525 --> 01:20:22,877 I don't care if he yells his doggone head off. 1373 01:20:22,901 --> 01:20:24,607 Through trials and tribulations! 1374 01:20:24,653 --> 01:20:28,521 Henry! Your blood pressure! 1375 01:20:28,574 --> 01:20:29,609 Yes. 1376 01:20:32,703 --> 01:20:34,739 Hey! 1377 01:20:34,788 --> 01:20:38,372 Where do you get married in this burg? 1378 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:41,959 - Are you kiddin'? - No! 1379 01:20:41,962 --> 01:20:44,453 Well, there's a place over there. 1380 01:20:44,465 --> 01:20:47,081 And there's one up here. 1381 01:20:47,092 --> 01:20:51,677 Then there's one over there, just go down... 1382 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:53,796 Jeannette desmereau, do you take... 1383 01:20:53,891 --> 01:20:56,303 You heard what he almost called you, why don't you pop him? 1384 01:20:56,352 --> 01:20:57,662 Oh, let him yell, what do I care? 1385 01:20:57,686 --> 01:20:59,096 I'm gonna get married! 1386 01:20:59,146 --> 01:21:00,556 Hey, look out! 1387 01:21:04,276 --> 01:21:06,232 There's the car. 1388 01:21:06,278 --> 01:21:08,143 Come on! 1389 01:21:08,197 --> 01:21:09,799 And thin, through trials and tribulations... 1390 01:21:09,823 --> 01:21:12,030 - Hey! - Oh! Cy! 1391 01:21:12,076 --> 01:21:13,261 What do you think you're doing? 1392 01:21:13,285 --> 01:21:14,763 Say, do you realize that you're interrupting 1393 01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:16,072 a wedding ceremony? 1394 01:21:16,121 --> 01:21:18,157 - Get out! - Sit down and be quiet. 1395 01:21:18,165 --> 01:21:20,656 Hey, listen, you can't talk to me like that in my own home! 1396 01:21:20,667 --> 01:21:21,873 Sit down! 1397 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:25,995 You've got a nerve. 1398 01:21:26,006 --> 01:21:27,496 If you ever pull anything like this again, I'll brain you. 1399 01:21:27,508 --> 01:21:28,714 Now, wait a minute. 1400 01:21:28,717 --> 01:21:29,672 Jeannette's through with you, what business have you got... 1401 01:21:29,676 --> 01:21:32,418 - Where'd you ever get that idea? - Say, haven't I anything to say? 1402 01:21:32,429 --> 01:21:33,907 And you, trying to get married behind my back. 1403 01:21:33,931 --> 01:21:35,546 You oughta be ashamed of yourself! 1404 01:21:35,599 --> 01:21:36,884 Go ahead, hit me. 1405 01:21:36,934 --> 01:21:38,203 Jeannette, don't pay any attention to him. 1406 01:21:38,227 --> 01:21:40,263 Who does he think he is, busting in here like this? 1407 01:21:40,312 --> 01:21:42,374 We're getting married and it has nothing to do with him! 1408 01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:47,893 Well, maybe if we talked things over. 1409 01:21:47,945 --> 01:21:49,936 What do you wanna talk over? 1410 01:21:49,988 --> 01:21:53,731 Perhaps... perhaps it would be better if we didn't rush into things. 1411 01:21:53,784 --> 01:21:57,117 Will you tell me which one of you fellas is gonna marry the girl? 1412 01:21:57,162 --> 01:21:58,868 Who do you think's gonna marry her? 1413 01:21:58,872 --> 01:22:01,158 Emmy! Call len noble. 1414 01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:02,656 It's the only way either one of us will get five cents' worth of fun 1415 01:22:02,668 --> 01:22:04,283 out of being on earth. 1416 01:22:04,294 --> 01:22:05,625 There ceremony I am about to perform... 1417 01:22:05,629 --> 01:22:07,620 We're like an old chair... 1418 01:22:07,631 --> 01:22:10,418 And in keeping with the full richness of your life... 1419 01:22:10,426 --> 01:22:11,882 I said, we're like an old chair. 1420 01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:13,838 Oh, pop's been talking! 1421 01:22:13,846 --> 01:22:15,824 Well, there's something pop didn't tell you I think you ought to know. 1422 01:22:15,848 --> 01:22:19,716 - What? - I can lift that chair too. 1423 01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:20,974 Are you ready? 1424 01:22:21,019 --> 01:22:22,805 - Yeah, we're ready. - Ready. 1425 01:22:22,855 --> 01:22:24,470 Now we gotta wait for the license.